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Wilene van Greunen
Jobs
- Senior Graphic Designer Sandton
- Digital and Print Advertising Sales Executive Cape Town
- Social Media and Digital Design Co-ordinator Cape Town
- Medium Weight Digital Strategist Cape Town
- Digital Insights Analyst Cape Town
- Site Development Team Leader Sandton
- Creative Director: Digital Production Cape Town
- Junior Copywriter Cape Town
- Group Head Cape Town
- Advertising Sales Executive Durban
Bad Advertising Lines
When Copywriters think they're cool ...
Advertising is littered by some of the most pathetic one-liners ever. Here are just a few examples to get the big smelly ball rolling:
"Look Dad; a Fish Eagle" (From that old Eagle Vision Cinema Commercial).
"No-one listened when Sam spoke, but when Samsung ..." (From the Samsung High 5 at Five)
"I'd like to thank my manager: Stewie W" (From that horrible 24Seven TV ad)
"Experience IT" (From most computer ads)
"It's because I'm a children" (Redro, damn ... remember that?)
Okay, so there's a couple of the really bad one's I could think of. But there must be hundreds, if not thousands more. So come on, let's slag the rubbish that's out there!











