Doctors say the funniest things

- By the time he was admitted, his rapid heart had stopped, and he was feeling better.
- Patient has chest pain if she lies on her left side for over a year
- On the second day the knee was better and on the third day it had completely disappeared
- She has had no rigours or shaking chills, but her husband states she was very hot in bed last night.

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