What's a joint like you doing on a woman like this?

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Gaga's dress has drawn fire from a number of quarters but she doesn't see a problem with it and says next time she will wear a tofu dress. Is it only a matter of time before she wears a spaghetti dress - no strings attached? Or is the next stop a male entertainer coming on dressed in a meat suit and hand in hand with a Russian? For more go to Meaty ... and a little freaky.

Meanwhile, grabbing the opportunity to promote their meat, far more tastefully dressed in feather-light pastry, King Pie has come up with a new ad that will appear in The Times today and you have to admit, it (the pie, that is) looks pretty tasty - something you can really go gaga over and get your teeth into.