Can't wait to see the newest innovation in feminine pads AT DINNER TIME!

Every night exactly at dinnertime my family members sit and wait impatiently to see what great innovations have been made regarding feminine pads. Do they really think that that is on a woman's mind while she's preparing a feast? Very appetising. Then the kids start asking questions and you must come up with fantastic questions.

And I wonder when they are going to stop it with the nice blue goo that they pour on the item and rather use politically correct ketchup??? Sorry for the mental picture...

It seems like the powers that be purposefully try to humiliate women (to get them to buy more of their product?? how does that work?)

OK, I know you are thinking "but that is the best time to get everyone's attention", but surely! Why don't they just run a very illustrated ad on TB or lung cancer in that timeslot?
Now that would be yummy. (or tampons - now there's an idea...)