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They also have platinum card membership at the Two Hands, Four Paws health spa, and when they're not at home in their David Salmon designed bed, they have a permanent reservation for a queen villa at the Cat Hotel or a suite at New York's Ritzy Canine. And when it all gets too much, they get on the couch with Joanna Seere, telepathic animal communicator to the stars.

Sound familiar? Maybe not, but then the world of celebrity pampered pets is not nearly as weird as that of their human owners. When on tour Mariah Carey insists that her dressing room contain, among other things, Cristal champagne (chilled), a box of bendy straws (?) and a pot of tea made from Poland Springs bottled water. And her Jack Russell flies first-class.

Anyway, why shouldn't your beloved furry companion make a few demands after all that you gain from all your pets love and affection?  If you're glad to get home and have kitty jump into your lap for a cuddle while you watch Desperate Housewives or take Fluffy for a run around the local park then occasionally you may want to give them a bit of celebrity treatment.

Indulgent global pet food brands Cesar® (R10.99/100g) for dogs and Sheba® (R11.99/85g) for cats are available exclusively at Woolworths and selected pet shops.  These ultimate gourmet pet foods, in a range of flavours, are made with only the finest nutritious ingredients and are served as a treat or a supplement to your pet's regular diet. (It's a bit like that bottle of champagne and thin sliver of chocolate you indulge yourself with on a Friday night.)

Come on, now... Since your pets make you feel like a million dollars, isn't it about time you made them feel like a million dollars?