• THE YEAR'S BEST [ACTUAL] HEADLINES OF 2003 1.. Crack Found on Governor's Daughter 2.. Something Went Wrong in Jet Crash, Expert Says 3.. Police Begin Campaign to Run Down Jaywalkers 4.. Iraqi Head Seeks Arms 5.. Is There a Ring of Debris around Uranus? 6.. Prostitutes Appeal to Pope 7.. Panda Mating Fails; Veterinarian Takes Over 8.. Teacher Strikes Idle Kids 9.. Miners Refuse to Work after Death 10.. Juvenile Court to Try Shooting Defendant 11.. War Dims Hope for Peace 12.. Cold Wave Linked to Temperatures 13.. Enfield (London) Couple Slain; Police Suspect Homicide 14.. Red Tape Holds Up New Bridges 15.. Man Struck By Lightning Faces Battery Charge 16.. New Study of Obesity Looks for Larger Test Group 17.. Astronaut Takes Blame for Gas in Spacecraft 18.. Kids Make Nutritious Snacks 19.. Chef Throws His Heart into Helping Feed Needy 20.. Local High School Dropouts Cut in Half 21.. Hospitals are Sued by 7 Foot Doctors And the winner is.... 22. Typhoon Rips Through Cemetery; Hundreds Dead


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