• TV Newsreader: "Hundreds are feared missing or dead in India following landslides and floods caused by torrential rains." Couch potato: "Serves 'em right. What do they wanna go around following landslides and floods for anyway...??!"


  • This had most of the state of Michigan laughing for 2 days and a very embarrassed female news anchor who will, in the future, likely think before she speaks. What happens when you predict snow but don't get any? A true story. We had a female news anchor who, the day after it was supposed to have snowed and didn't, turned to the weatherman and asked: "So Bob, where's that 8 inches you promised me last night?" Not only did HE have to leave the set, ! but half the crew did too!