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  • Q: How many sub-editors does it take to screw in a lightbulb? A: We can't tell whether you mean "insert a new lightbulb" or "have sexual relations inside a lightbulb". Can we reword it to remove ambiguity? Q: How many art directors does it take to change a lightbulb? A: Does it have to be a lightbulb? Q: How many proof readers does it take to change a lightbulb? A: The last time this was asked it involved Art Directors. Is the difference intentional? It seems inconsistent. Q: How many writers does it take to change a lightbulb? A: Why do we have to change it? Q: How many editors does it take to change a lightbulb? A: It was supposed to be in place last week! Q: How many publishers does it take to change a lightbulb? A: Three. One to screw it in and two more to hold down the editor. Q: How many marketing directors does it take to change a lightbulb? A: It isn't too late to make it neon, is it? Q: How many advertising directors does it take to change a lightbulb? A: We're not sure because the client might change it tomorrow. Cut some editorial anyway. Q: How many sales directors does it take to change a lightbulb? A: (pause) I get it! It's one of those lightbulb jokes, right?