They have accepted bribes, employed inept family and pickpocketed the taxpayer as he waited for the SAPS to pick up the phone. Have we, the people, unwittingly jumped from the frying pan into the fire?
What is the solution? Where will we find relief? Who can we look to for answers?
Nando's is committed to keeping the heat on those responsible, and even though they don't profess to have all the answers, they sure know how to turn on the burn.
The burn promises to come in several degrees, from the extra-hot spice of John Vlismas, to the lemon-and-herb stylings of former caveman Alan Committee, with many, many flavours in-between.
Quite simply, if comedy had a government, this would be it. From the makers of The Comics' Choice Awards, Revelations, Bitches and most other great comedy shows in the country comes the best comedy production of the year.
Look forward to a handpicked line-up of the best stand-ups in the country each night on one, beautifully designed stage. Book now and find out why comedians should be running the country - all proudly presented by the chicken that gets us talking - Nando's.
• Nik Rabinowitz: Minister of Shark Infested Water Affairs
• Chester Missing: Shadow Puppet Minister
• Tumi Morake: Minister of Ben 10's, YOLO and Homesteads
• Mpho Popps Modikoane: Minister of Television and Gratuitous Adverts
• John Vlismas: Minister of Non-Communicative Diseases
• And for the first time in years... Marc Lottering as Minister of the Cape, Retail Therapy and Statues
Teatro, Montecasino 19 to 23 August, 2015.
• John Vlismas: Minister of Non-Communicative Diseases
• Tumi Morake: Minister of Ben 10's, YOLO and Homesteads
• Mpho Popps Modikoane: Minister of Television and Gratuitous Adverts
• Alan Committie: Minister for Upgrading, Downsizing, Insighting and Outsourcing
• Chester Missing: Shadow Puppet Minister*
• Loyiso Gola: Minister of Sportswear, Emmy Nominations and Australian Affairs
• And ... Marc Lottering as Minister of the Cape, Retail Therapy and Statues.
Artscape Opera House Theatre, 14 to 25 October, 2015.
*Please note that due to availability Conrad Koch/Chester Missing will be performing for a select number of Cape Town show dates up to 20 October 2015.
Book for either (or both) Johannesburg and Cape Town runs at Computicket (search "Nando's Mass Hysteria") as soon as you can, or you will lose out, and your friends will avoid you and it will be awkward.
