In the movie, Puss in Boots (Antonio Banderas) teams up with childhood best friend Humpty Dumpty (Zach Galifianakis) and feisty feline Kitty Softpaws (Salma Hayek). Their plan? Steal the magic beans from Jack and Jill, get to the castle in the sky, and poach the goose that lays the golden eggs. Riches. Happiness. The end.
Trying to squeeze this much, and a whole lot more, into just 90 minutes is probably why the movie ends up feeling much longer than it actually is. Perhaps it was the only way that director Chris Miller (Shrek the Third) could hide the fact that there isn't much more to say about Puss that we haven't heard before.
Okay, okay; the movie isn't that bad. The special effects are so detailed you can almost feel the texture of Puss's dirty leather boots. But is that enough? Nowadays, great animation is a given. It can't be used to distract us for so long we don't realise there's not much else. And it definitely can't be used as a way to give us headaches from unnecessarily expensive 3D.
In the end, Puss in Boots is full of the obvious humour that kids will like. Plus, it's short enough for parents to tag along if they'd rather not brave the rabid masses in the mall. So see it. Or not. Whatever. Perhaps you'll come away feeling slightly better (or at least not substantially worse). Perhaps that's enough. But contrary to Internet memes everywhere, there's only so much "LOL" you can get from a cat.
Rating: 2.5 out of 5
Running Time: 1 hour, 30 minutes
Age Restriction: PG
