| "Tell a man there are 300 billion stars in the universe and he'll believe you. Tell him a bench has wet paint on it and he'll have to touch it to be sure." Anonymous |
| "The secret of man's success resides in his insight into the moods of people, and his tact in dealing with them." J. G. Holland |
| "Customers don't expect you to be perfect. They do expect you to fix things when they go wrong." Donald Porter |
| "I always say shopping is cheaper than a psychiatrist." Tammy Faye Bakker |
