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Kervyn Cloete | MyBiz Profile | Bizcommunity

A self-professed über-geek with a penchant for movies, books and videogames, and a knee-buckling weakness for turkish delight sweets.
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Mission accomplished

[Kervyn Cloete] There is a theory to be found on the internet that states that in some weird reverse-Samson effect, the length of Tom Cruise's hair in a Mission Impossible movie is inversely proportional to how good said movie actually is.

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SOUTH AFRICA
Cry "Havoc," and let slip the Apes of War

[Kervyn Cloete] Tim Burton's 2001 reboot of the seminal 1968 science fiction classic, "Planet of the Apes," was for the most part a middling affair, which is now mainly remembered for Rick Baker's make-up designs turning Helena Bonham-Carter into the spitting image of Michael Jackson, except not quite as creepy.

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Kervyn Cloete commented on Zookeeper, the humourless comedy
The sad part is that there are people who will love this movie. While in the cinema for Super 8, there was a young guy sitting behind me. And when the trailer for this aired, that guy was guffawing from beginning to end. At one point it sounded like he had swallowed his own tongue, from laughing so loud.
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Kervyn Cloete commented on Three robot steps forward, two human steps back: Transformers 3
Strangely enough, I originally had a shortened version of the article, but decided to go with the longer one. Now in hindsight, I can see where a lot of fat can be trimmed, especially in the first few paragraphs.
So thanks for the criticism.
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Kervyn Cloete commented on Three robot steps forward, two human steps back: Transformers 3
Thanks for that, Geoff. I can always count on you for constructive criticism.
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Three robot steps forward, two human steps back: Transformers 3

[Kervyn Cloete] We live in a modern, fast-paced, ethereal world. A world where there are very few true certainties: death, taxes and bad movie sequels. This was exactly the case with Transformers: Revenge of the Fallen, the second of director Michael Bay's on-screen adaptions of the classic 80's toys and cartoons about giant alien shape-shifting robots waging a secret war on earth while taking the forms of various land, sea and air vehicles.

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